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Why weren't there any women in Jesus' gang?’ asked Winnifred. ‘Jesus' gang?’ echoed the vicar surprised. ‘Jesus never had a gang. Ah– you mean the Twelve.’ Winnifred nodded. The vicar looked perplexed. ‘Well, it wouldn't really have been appropriate, would it?’ ‘Why not?’ I asked. ‘It just wouldn't, ’ replied the vicar, looking annoyed at my question. ‘But Jesus had a lot of girl friends, ’ said Pearl. ‘He certainly didn't, ’ replied the vicar, shocked. ‘But Vicar, what about Mary and Martha, the sisters of Lazarus? The Bible says that Jesus loved them, ’ insisted Pearl. ‘And then there was Mary Magdalene, ’ I added. ‘She wanted to hug him in Joseph's garden when he had just come out of the tomb, but Jesus told her not to touch him.’ ‘Yes– well–’ said the vicar uncertainly. ‘They were good followers of Jesus and they loved him– as we should all love him. No more questions now. We will be starting the service shortly.’ ‘Not very helpful, ’ I whispered to Winnifred. ‘If Jesus had had a few women in his group of twelve, it would be much easier to know how to live with them. .Peter St. John
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The subject of kissing seemed to be an awkward one. Better keep quiet about it in future. What was obviously important, was to kiss; not talk about it.Peter St. John
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Yes, it would really mean something to be kissed by Jenno.Peter St. John
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It 'appens to be true. An' if'n yew want ter stay moi friend, yew'd best 'old yer turpitudinous twaddle of a tongue an' listen fer once.Peter St. John